Are you single af and sick of trying to find someone to smash genitals with based on outdated things like looks, personality, or common interests? You're not really in luck because you'll probably die alone, gradually liquifying into your couch as you are eaten by your own cats.
But MAYBE there's some hope: now you can date people just based on their smell.
I’d invite him over, but his phone always “died omg so sorry.” Every time I was ready to dismiss him, though, he’d find some way to make his presence known." He said "It wasn’t until I started seeing someone I was on the fence about that I understood what was going on.
For $25 (a pittance when you are considering the possibility of true love and/or dying alone) daters receive a t-shirt in the mail, along with instructions to wear it for three days.
Smell Dating recommends its clients avoid deodorant or perfume because these mask natural smells, but it's fine to get the shirt smelly with other things that indicate lifestyle choices — like cigarette smoke or a campfire.
First noted by New York Magazines Jason Chen, the term is used to describe when someone meets a potential match, but keeps putting off a date as they unsure if they're actually interested in this person.
They, therefore, keep contact with them, just in case they decide they'd like to see them.
Smell Dating is an experimental dating service from the artists Tega Brain and Sam Lavigne of Useless Press (a jokey, fun, experimental, digital art group).