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And yet another short list of things that I’m not really fond of: – Cars (can’t tell why I put this one first…) – Self-centered people (but, hey…

Jake describes picking his date up in his Kia Sorento with lit candles in the car.

He even writes out the banter: “You go, ‘…Is that dangerous?

These side-splitting online profiles can be witty, crazy, or just plain stupid, but at least they’re memorable. A lot of guys paint a picture of their ideal date — dinner, movie, makeout session, etc.

But one 22-year-old single took this trope to ridiculous and glorious levels on his dating profile.

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